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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Be careful of men who are bald and rich. The arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
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Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private - in public they have to know.
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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
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Men love watches with multiple functions - it makes them feel important.
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All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General
Schwarzkopf.
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Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
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Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
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Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
