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  • Joe Sensitive: "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

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  • Old Man Grumpus: "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as:
    Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover. Jerk
    Advantages:
    Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages:
    Royal pain in the ass

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  • Flinchy: "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as:
    Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages:
    Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

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  • Bigfoot: "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as:
    Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
    Advantages:
    Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages:
    Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

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  • Lazybones: "Zzzzzz"
    Also known as:
    Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
    Advantages:
    Well rested; easy target
    Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

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  • The Sneak: "Who, me?"
    Also known as:
    Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
    Advantages:
    May feel pangs of guilt
    DisAdvantages: May be having time of his life

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  • Ace of Hearts: "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
    Also known as:
    The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
    Advantages:
    Perpetually aroused
    Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

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  • The Dreamer: "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
    Also known as:
    Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
    Advantages:
    Tells good stories
    Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

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  • Mr. Right: "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
    Also known as:
    Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
    Advantages:
    Answer to a woman's prayer
    Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

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