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Rebuttals !

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  • Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman:
    "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

  • Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

  • The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down when a guy asked a girl to dance and she refused:
    Man:
    "Want to Dance?"
    Woman: "No, thank you."
    Man:
    "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

  • Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."
    Man:
    "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

  • Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "Female impersonator."

  • Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you."
    Woman: (tries to ignore him)
    Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"
    Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?"
    Man: (nods his head smiling)
    Woman: "Then go take a fuckin' hike!!!"

  • And here's one including the correct snappy return
    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman:
    "Unfertilized."

  • After hearing a pick-up line:
    Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

  • A friend once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?"
    She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

  • A friend came up with a very quick response over vacation...
    We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by.
    She turned around and said "What are you looking at?"
    My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."

 

 

 

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