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Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
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There would be a cure for stretch marks.
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Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
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Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
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All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
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Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
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Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
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They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
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Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
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Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
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Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
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They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
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Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
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Women would rule the world.
