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Types of Girl Friends !
  • Ms. Nice Guy: "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
    Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
    Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
    Disadvantages: May wise up someday

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  • Old Yeller: "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
    Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
    Advantages: Pays attention to you
    Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

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  • Sickly: "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
    Also known as:
    Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
    Advantages:
    Predictable
    Disadvantages:
    Contagious

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  • The Bosser: "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
    Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
    Advantages: Often right
    Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

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  • Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied: "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
    Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
    Advantages: Easily soothed
    Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

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  • Wild Woman out of Control: "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
    Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
    Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
    Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

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  • Huffy: "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
    Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly
    Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
    Disadvantages: You will have no friends

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  • Woman from Mars: "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
    Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
    Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
    Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

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  • Ms. Dream girl: "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
    Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
    Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
    Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you

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