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Are U addicted to Computers ?

You know

you are addicted to

Computers when…

  • If you did an error-free installation of Windows 98.

  • When your modem starts smoking.

  • If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.

  • If, to you, 'safe sex' means doing it online.

  • If you log-off your system because it's time to go to work.

  • If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.

  • If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.

  • If you can write your own html page.

  • If you can access more than 20 erotic no-pay sites.

  • If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a photograph.

  • You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.

  • If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.

  • When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save command.

  • When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the dashboard of your car, to make it go.

  • When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.

  • When you start using phrases like:

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