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If you did an error-free installation of Windows
98.
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When your modem starts smoking.
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If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.
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If, to you, 'safe sex' means doing it online.
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If you log-off your system because it's time to go to work.
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If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
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If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by
heart.
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If you can write your own html page.
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If you can access more than 20 erotic no-pay sites.
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If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a photograph.
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You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
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If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
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When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save command.
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When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the dashboard of your car, to make it go.
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When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
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When you start using phrases like:
Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com
