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Are u a net addict ?

You might be

addicted to

the internet if...

  • You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity or phone lines.

  • You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

  • And even your night dreams are in HTML.

  • All of your friends have an @ in their names.

  • You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

  • You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

  • All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.

  • You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

  • When you turn off your modem, you get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

  • You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading."

  • You start introducing yourself as "vijay at I-I-Net dot net dot au."

  • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

  • Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

  • When looking at a page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

  • Your dog has its own home page.

  • You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

  • You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

  • You refer to your age as 3.x.

  • Mail box of your house reads 'inbox'.

  • You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

  • You don't know what sex over three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

  • You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

  • Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom--and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

  • You move into a new house & decide to Netscape before you landscape.

  • You tell the cab driver you live at http://36.park.street/linkingroad/aradhana.html 

  • You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.

  • Your friends no longer send you e-mail; they just log on to your IRC channel.

  • Your wife's new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

  • You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines useless.

  • You forget what year it is.

  • Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

  • As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your 1st instinct is: search for the "back" button.

  • Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll top to bottom.

  • Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

  • You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.

 

 

 

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