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Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
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Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
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You're No Parking, right? Just trying to guess your sign.
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My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in my room.
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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said "Particular nice weather?"!
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Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
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Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
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Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes!
Mmmmm!
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Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
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Can I flirt with you?
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Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!!
